Never Laugh at Your Husband

NEVER LAUGH AT YOUR HUSBAND.

Hubby loves chocolate milk for breakfast. Some mornings that’s all he has until lunch. Yesterday, he just poured the milk into the chocolate syrup bottle and shook it up. (Btw, if you ever want to prank your coworkers this is a great way- coworker thought he was just drinking chocolate syrup right from the bottle.)

So…yesterday he gets his chocolate milk ready and he puts the “syrup” bottle down to get his keys and phone and he left the bottle at home. Oldest was home, so she put it in the fridge and Hubby said he would drink it the next day.

This morning, T (oldest) and I are still home and Hubby says goodbye and T goes to make her breakfast and looks for the chocolate syrup bottle that she just opened yesterday, which should have been in the fridge door.

Yep, you guessed it, he took the wrong syrup bottle. He grabbed the ACTUAL chocolate syrup and left his milk. I called him and I couldn’t stop laughing. He said, “I’m not meant to drink this milk.” I drove to work and took him the right “bottle of syrup” and I left to go to my appointment.

Here is where I learned my lesson to not laugh at your husband.

My plans were to stop at Kohl’s to return some pants that S (youngest) bought and then go to my appointment. I’m enjoying my morning, still giggling, and I’m drinking my tea, playing on my phone, waiting outside of Kohl’s for 25 minutes for it to open. I see they unlock the doors and I go to grab the pants…

I LEFT THEM AT HOME! I sat outside Kohl’s for 25 minutes to return pants that were still at home.

Don’t laugh at your husbands!

I called Hubby and we cracked up together and he said, “We are getting old!”